A New Source of Energy

In honor of Earth Day let's think of some ingenious ways to save energy. Something better than forcing me to abuse alcohol by putting it in my gas tank. How about this: One of our country's fine biomedical engineers can find a way to use human fat for energy outside the body. That way all of that fat harvested during liposuction can be converted to gas, heating oil, biodeisel, or something. Wouldn't it feel better to put Heidi Montag in your gas tank rather than pure grain alcohol? Think of it. This could work so well that people could get paid to have liposuction. People that are particularly good at accumulating fat could do it every year and have their own small business. Since 2/3 of our population is overweight, this is a huge untapped energy source. I think everybody wins.